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The Thirteen Days of Cthulhumas (Sung to 12 Days of Christmas)

On the first day of Cthulhumas, Cthulhu sent to me,
A dreaming god underneath the sea.

On the second day of Cthulhumas, Cthulhu sent to me,
Two meeping ghouls

On the third day of Cthulhumas, Cthulhu sent to me,
Three eldritch tomes

On the fourth day of Cthulhumas, Cthulhu sent to me,
Four squamous townsfolk

On the fifth day of Cthulhumas, Cthulhu sent to me,
Five, Dark Young (of Shub-Niggurath)

On the sixth day of Cthulhumas, Cthulhu sent to me,
Six tentacles a probing.

On the seventh day of Cthulhumas, Cthulhu sent to me,
Seven Sacrifices a shrieking

On the eighth day of Cthulhumas, Cthulhu sent to me,
Eight cultists chanting

On the ninth day of Cthulhumas, Cthulhu sent to me,
Nine nightgaunts tickling

On the tenth day of Cthulhumas, Cthulhu sent to me,
Ten migo debraining

On the eleventh day of Cthulhumas, Cthulhu sent to me,
Eleven shoggoths piping

On the twelfth day of Cthulhumas, Cthulhu sent to me,
Twelve deep one croaking

On the thirteenth day of Cthulhumas, Cthulhu sent to me,
Horrifying soulwrenching nightmares of sunken R’yleh rising from the waters,
and Great Cthulhu rising from his aeons old slumber…*singing* and…
Twelve deep one croaking
Eleven shoggoths piping
Ten migo debraining
Nine nightgaunts tickling
Eight cultists chanting
Seven sacrifies a shrieking
Six tentacles a probing.
Five, Dark Young (of Shub-Niggurath)
Four squamous townsfolk
Three eldritch tomes
Two meeping ghouls
and a dreaming god underneath the sea.